A few days ago I spoke to a very uninformed never in in Buffalo NY who listens to Howard Stern religiously and he heard a conversation where Howard pretended to be an expert on Scientology and Howard said " Tom Cruise is a thetan five " and proceeded to butcher the facts .
So this never in who is sure Howard is always right told me ( a 25 year Scientologist and now prolific critic with hundreds of hours of researching Scientology) that he knows Scientologists say " I am a thetan five" , despite my polite statement that a Scientologist would not say it that way .
So, he has a relative working by the org in Buffalo NY and when the Scientology staff try to lure him in the org he, and others , say "I am a thetan five " over and over to get the staff to stop bothering them .
The staff get baffled as no Scientologist would say that BUT they cannot figure out how the public almost know what to say . He describes staff looking shocked and freezing with their mouths half open . Not sure what to do .
Enjoy the comedy potential this story has .So , tell all your friends in Buffalo NY they keep Scientologists away by saying "I am a thetan five , I am a thetan five " over and over .
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